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Is your morning just not going your way? Is it too early for that fish sandwich you want? Can you not find where you parked your car, and worse yet, you don't have scooters? Then come with us, and let's do a Phaser Test on the ol' ship!


This Earl Grey has multiple black teas as a base, mixed with South African rooibos, a high dose of bergamot to wake you up, and a few other flavors that pair to make a pleasant punch in the morning. So get yourself a bowl of rice with one of the different flavors you can get, and start your morning off right with a Phaser Test. We promise, it won't be too much hassle.

Morning Phaser-Test — Super-Bergamot Earl Grey

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    • Use 7g (≈1 tbsp) of leaf per ½ liter (≈17 oz) of water.
    • Use boiling (90°C/195°F) water
    • Steep for 3 minutes, strain leaves, and enjoy!